SOME OF MY JAMS!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

I am so lonely



FIFA

This is the most wonderful gift from god. If there was no such thing as FIFA I don't even know what I would do. It is such a time waster but such a fun game. You need to give me a challenge in FIFA to earn my respect.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Goosebumps every time



Instructions on having a fun weekend

First off, to have a good weekend you need to get some friends together. Boys, girls, whoever! Just get some people together who know how to have a good time!

Second, find out something to do. Something that just stands out to everyone when you say it. If everybody isn't okay with the idea then they could ruin it for everyone else!

Third, go out and do whatever activity it is you are planning on doing. Be outgoing! Maybe invite people you haven't talked to very much but you would like to know better to come and do the activity with you! You never know what may happen and how much fun it could be until you try it!

Fourth, Have an open mind about doing the activity. Whether it be something you're scared of doing or just something you don't want to do. Just be open and have fun with it! You may end up liking it more than you think.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Stolen from Jeff Bethke

Now back to the topic, one thing I think is vital to mention,
How Jesus and religion are on opposite spectrums,
One is the work of God one is a man made invention,
One is the cure and one is the infection.
Because Religion says do, Jesus says done.
Religion says slave, Jesus says son,
Religion puts you in shackles but Jesus sets you free.
Religion makes you blind, but Jesus lets you see.



This man is an utter genius. Why do we discriminate against everyone when we are all worshipping the technically same god? It is in our human nature to so strictly believe that we are always right and perfect when in all really we are not. I just wish people would start realizing this and make the world such a better and more pleasant place.

November teen pregnancy at an all time low

This November has been one the best months ever for teen pregnancy's and the main reason many teenage boys are claiming is that Halo 4 and Call of Duty Black Ops 2 have both been released this month.

All the teenage boys are too lazy to go and actually hangout with girls this month because they are busy playing these two amazing video games.

To all you ladies looking to hangout with your boyfriend or boys in general this month, I suggest you start making plans without them at least until after Christmas when the complete awe of these well made time wasters start to wear off.

Thank you for your time and hope you enjoy!

Monday, November 5, 2012

Title-less(Like AF) *ZING*

The brown cow says moo to the chicken. The chicken laughs like a hyena. The man sees a moon and howls like a werewolf as the moon light burns down upon his outer extermities.

That is the stupidest post you will ever read in your life. And honestly I hope I didn't make you read that because I totally just wasted some of your time.

Memories

My "I remember" post is a piece of crap. No literally though.

So I went down to Lake Powell on a trip with my family. Some of my aunts, uncles, and cousins came with us as well. When we got down there we were all really excited to have a week away on the lake and to find the perfect slot canyon to go park our houseboat in and just explore and have fun. Except for the fact that the houseboat that we rented out with it had one problem.

That problem was that the "poop tank" as we called it, was completely full... We only figured this out too once somebody had to go to the bathroom and went in and after they finished their business noticed that they could see the all the previous "jobs" complete that everyone with the houseboat before had finished.

For the majority of our trip down in Lake Powell, we had our houseboat parked next to a pumping station where we could slowly remove some of the waste in the poop tank. We spent several hours on it each day for it to only go down a couple inches.

It was one of the best and worst trips i have ever had but truly I will never forget this trip.